Monthly Archives: January 2013

Panettone Bread Pudding

panettone(serves 8-10)

Panettone is a traditional Italian fruit cake served at Christmas, and Christmas is usually the time when panettone is most fresh.  So what do you do when you got too much panettone and it’s turning stale?  Bread pudding, YUM!  I got this recipe from the Bauli website, but tweaked it, because the recipe on the site takes 4 hours to make-mine takes 1.5 hours.

Ingredients

panettone12 Tbs unsalted butter

1 large to medium panettone

3 cups warm heavy cream

8 egg yolks

2/3 cup maple syrup

1 tsp vanilla extract

1 tsp cinnamon

powdered sugar to garnish

fresh mint to garnish

Preparation

  • panettone3Preheat oven to 350°.
  • Butter a medium baking dish and set aside.
  • Remove crust from panettone and cut into 1” squares
  • Place squares evenly on a baking sheet and set in preheated oven until lightly toasted.
  • Remove from oven and set in baking dish. Reserve.
  • In a large bowl, combine egg yolks, maple syrup, vanilla, and cinnamon.   Whisk until fluffy.
  • Add the warm cream and blend well with the whisk.
  • Pour mixture into a large pitcher and pour over toasted panettone squares.
  • Make sure that the panettone is soaked through.
  • Set aside for 20 minutes, spooning custard over squares constantly.
  • Cover dish with buttered foil and make 2-3 slits with a knife.
  • Set dish inside a larger dish, and fill the larger dish with hot water until it comes up halfway up the sides of the smaller dish.
  • Reduce the oven temperature to 325° and bake for about 1 hour or until the custard is just set. A toothpick or knife should come out clean when inserted.

    panettone2

    Before going in the oven

  • Remove from oven and let cool uncovered at room temperature
  • To serve, heat in 350° oven for 5 minutes.
  • Dust with confectioner’s sugar and garnish with fresh mint.

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11 unusual and bizarre hobbies

 

yarnbombing by =mc2 Flickr Commons

yarnbombing by =mc2 Flickr Commons

From my column in Communities @ Washington Times:

WASHINGTON DC, January 25, 2013- Starting a new hobby can be a good way of breaking with the day-to-day routine, learning a new skill, and interacting with like-minded individuals.  Today, especially with the help of the Internet, strange and unusual hobbies abound.  Here is a list of my favorites:

11.  Guerrilla gardening

guerrilla gardening by fullyreclined Flickr Creative Commons

guerrilla gardening by fullyreclined Flickr Creative Commons

Guerrilla gardening consists of working on land that the gardener does not have a legal right to use.  It usually takes place on spaces that are abandoned or neglected by their owners.  Guerrilla gardeners do so for a variety of reasons, form the overenthusiastic rose-planter who just can’t help herself, to the political activist who does it to convey a message.  While I don’t advocate taking over somebody else’s land, I joined my neighbor Steve last fall in pulling weeds from around our local dog park, as the city had neglected it for months.  Interested? There are several guerrilla gardening organizations listed at GuerrillaGardening.org.

10.  Collecting airsick bags

Believe it or not, this hobby is popular enough to have its own virtual museum. Basically, travelers collect, sell, trade, and discuss the different types of airsick bags, from the antique to the rare limited-issues.   They are displayed in alphabetical order and list their “approximate vintage” and the name of the donor, swapper, or seller.  Sadly, I got stuck viewing bags for over 20 minutes.  Does that say something about me?

9.  Extreme Ironing

Extreme Ironing by nick@ Flickr Creative Commons

Extreme Ironing by nick@ Flickr Creative Commons

Yes, it’s a competitive sport, also known as EI.  Extreme ironing consists of ironing clothing in different, usually extreme, situations like while rock climbing, surfing, on a kayak…  The world of EI is quite fascinating, with participants from around the world and several International EI competitions that have given rise to stories of triumph and bitter rivalries.  EI was the subject of Extreme Ironing: Pressing for Victory, a UK documentary following the British team’s participation in the 1st Extreme Ironing World Championships in Germany.

8.  Competitive dog grooming

Ninja Trutle dog from DogboardinginPortland

Ninja Trutle dog from DogboardinginPortland

Ever want to turn your Saint Bernard into a tiger?  Your Bichon into a panda?  How about a Ninja Turtle?  This one actually requires a little skill and some artistic vision.  Professional groomers compete by clipping, dyeing, and combing dogs into the craziest animals, objects, and characters.  This hobby/career is one that has to be seen to really be appreciated.

7.  Toy voyaging

traveling toy by toomooroo Flickr Creative Commons

traveling toy by toomooroo Flickr Creative Commons

This is one I may take up.  Do you have a toy that needs a vacation?  Well, by registering at ToyVoyagers.com, you can find your toy a host from around the world, or offer to host someone else’s toy.  What?  Why did it take me so long to discover this site?  So basically, you register on the site, get a toy voyager ID, create a travelog and profile for your traveling toy, and send it packing!  You can also include Life Missions for your toy, where you tell potential hosts what your toy wants to do while visiting.  Hosts and owners update the travelog and add pictures.  I love this idea.

6. Robot-building

Gundam by 246-You Flickr Creative Commons

Gundam by 246-You Flickr Creative Commons

Want to do something really productive?  Build a robot.  There are innumerable kinds of robots that you can build, with the right know-how.  For beginners, there is Robot Building for Beginners by David Cook, already on its second edition.  Once you’ve mastered the basic principles, you can build a robot to fetch things from the fridge, find the remote, call your mom…  If you really get good, you can pin your robot against other robot-builders’ creations at Robot Wars.

5.  Postcrossing

 

Postcards by austinevan Flickr Creative Commons

Postcards by austinevan Flickr Creative Commons

Postcrossing is a relatively safe way to receive real (not electronic) postcards from around the world.  With almost 375,000 members from 213 countries, this is a sure-fire way to jump-start a postcard collection.  To start postcrossing with people from around the world, sign up free at the website, to receive an address and Postcard ID.  You then mail a postcard to the address and wait for someone to mail one to you.  Once you receive a postcard, you register its Postcard ID to receive another address and another postcard.

4.  Yarn bombing

yarn-bomb

yarn-bomb (Photo credit: ShapeThings)

I am plotting my very own yarn bomb as I write.  Also known as guerrilla knitting, yarnstorming, or urban knitting, yarn bombing is considered a form of street art or graffiti that employs yarn and string instead of paint or chalk.  Unlike other forms of graffiti, yarn bombs are not considered permanent and can be removed when necessary.  Also unlike graffiti, yarn bombing does not seem to have the same negative connotations and is rarely prosecuted aggressively in most locations.  Finally, unlike graffiti, yarn bombing is mainly associated with women- girl power!

3.  Newsraiding

Consisting of appearing as a bystander in the background of television shows, this is probably the most difficult of all the hobbies listed.   Very few have the resolve, planning skills, and perfect star-alignment to call this a hobby and not a mere pipe dream.  There has only been one truly great newsraider, Paul Yarrow, from the UK.  He has appeared in the background of broadcasts by the BBC, Sky, Channel 4, ITV, and al-Jazeera.  Think you have what it takes to give Mr. Yarrow a run for his money?

2.  Churchbell ringing, campanology

Church bells by Kollage Kid Flickr Creative Commons

Church bells by Kollage Kid Flickr Creative Commons

Even though mainly used to describe the study of bells, campanology also refers to the hobby of ringing church bells.  More popular in Europe for obvious reasons, campanology is often picked up at a young age and done throughout life.  There is quite a bit of technique involved in ringing church bells, and the hobby is often a very social one, despite Quasimodo’s unfortunate experience.  To top it all off, campanology is apparently a great core workout that also improves agility and coordination while providing low-impact cardio, according to a recent BBC report.

1.  Cosplay

Cosplay by InuPlace Flickr Creative Commons

Cosplay by InuPlace Flickr Creative Commons

Originating in Japan and having close ties to anime, comic-cons, and video games, cosplay consists of wearing costumes to portray a character or idea in a type of performance art that takes place anywhere but a stage.  In other words, you get a bunch of your friends, dress up as the characters in your favorite TV show, and go out on the town or to a comic book convention.  This sounds like a lot of fun, but there’s way too much planning and coordination involved.  My friends would never be able to decide on a theme…Cosplayers take and share photographs of themselves in costume, attend conventions, and take part in competitions.

Do you have a strange or unusual hobby?  Share below!

Read more: http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/world-our-backyard/2013/jan/25/11-unusual-and-bizarre-hobbies/#ixzz2JNCgQBYS

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Heart-Shaped Box, Joe Hill

*** ½

Heart-Shaped Box

Cover of "Heart-Shaped Box: A Novel"

Cover of Heart-Shaped Box: A Novel

Author: Joe Hill

First Edition: 2000

Original language: English

Awards:

Summary:

Semi-retired heavy metal star Jude Coyne is somewhat fascinated by the macabre.  He has a collection including Aleister Crowley’s chess board, several paintings by John Wayne Gacy, a snuff film, and a trepanned skull.  When someone online offers to sell him a ghost, he can’t say no.  This admittedly bizarre but otherwise mundane transaction end up being the worst decision of Jude’s life.

Quotes:

“He was impossible to embarrass.  He didn’t know the meaning of shy.”

“They might have high-speed Internet connections in Baton Rouge, but in the little towns in the swamps north of Lake Pontchartrain, if you wanted a high-speed connection with the rest of the world, you souped up a car and got the fuck out.”

“Danny did not think coke and computers were anything alike.  But Jude had seen the way people hunched over their screens, clicking the refresh button again and again, waiting for some crucial if meaningless hit of information, and he thought it was almost exactly the same.”

Opinion:

I haven’t really read horror for a while, but realized that I love the genre.  I really liked this book and it actually managed to scare me a few times when I was reading at home by myself.  It was dark and spooky from the beginning and some of the images were vivid and creepy.  Even though I’m not a fan of heavy metal, I liked Jude and found him surprisingly relatable.  The heavy metal world was actually a perfect backdrop for the book.

Joe Hill at a book signing.

Joe Hill at a book signing. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I also liked how Hill kept the tension throughout the book.  A couple of times I thought to myself, “ok, now what’s he going to do for the remaining ¾, ½?”  But he pulled it off quite nicely and there was actually structure to the novel, something that some horror writers seem to breeze past if not ignore completely.

Of course I read the book because Joe Hill is Stephen King’s son.  He even looks a lot like his father and his books are creepy in the same way.  I liked his style and found it a quick, easy read.   I wouldn’t re-read it, but I really enjoyed it for what it was.  Some people seemed to hate it, but I was entertained- and a little scared.

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10 Ways to Beat Writer’s Block

 

All writers experience writers’s block.  What is important is getting through it.  Some techniques will work for you, while others may not.  It is important to find what you are successful with and continuing to develop that technique or exercise.  Try each once or twice, then repeat the ones that gave you the best results.

 

Portrait of Zora Neale Hurston- Eatonville, Florida c 1940, Flickr Commons

Portrait of Zora Neale Hurston- Eatonville, Florida c 1940, Flickr Commons

10.  Establish a routine/set a goal

 

Many writers do not settle down to write until they feel like writing.  If you sit around and wait for inspiration to come to you, you may be waiting a long time- and get very little writing done.  Sometimes the act of writing is more important that what you actually write.  If you set a writing schedule and find a routine that feels comfortable to you, often inspiration will come.  Set out a certain amount of time and use that a time exclusively to write or at least work on your craft; don’t answer emails or cruise Facebook- for the time that you’ve set apart for writing, either write or work on being a better writer (more on this in #4).  If you are more goal-oriented, set a word or page goal–say 400 words five days a week– and stick to it.

 

9.  Warm up

 

Sometimes it is difficult to get into the right mindset.  I know that I have to completely change gears from writing my column to writing fiction.  To warm up, I use a legal pad and free-write for 10 minutes.  I don’t really concentrate on what I write as much as not taking the pen off the paper.  This can be a great way to address thoughts and duties that keep popping up into your head and prevent the creative juices from flowing.  My free-writing sometimes becomes a to-do list, others it is just a way to concentrate on a problem that has been nagging me.  Once I have done this, I feel like I have cleared my head and can focus on my writing, instead of whatever was on my mind.

 

Charles Dickens c 1865, Flickr Commons

Charles Dickens c 1865, Flickr Commons

8.  Write the ending 

 

If you are working on a great idea, but keep getting stuck at a certain point, try writing the ending first.  Once you know the goal you are working towards, it will be easier to figure out how to get there.

 

7.  Silence your inner critic/allow for failure

 

Many writers let their inner critic kill every idea before it even has a change to emerge clearly.  While you should look at your later drafts and final manuscript with an extremely critical eye, give yourself space to completely mess up in the beginning of the process.  I tell myself that I will probably chuck the manuscript of my first novel in the trash.  This gives me great freedom to mess up, write something stupid, something nobody–not even my grandmother who adores me–will like.  I write notes on a yellow legal pad and allow myself to cross out entire pages, circling the little gems that I want to keep.

 

This is how my best ideas have emerged.  I like to visualize my ideas amorphous, nothing is set in stone—because I can throw it in the trash, right?  I allow myself to go with my imagination and then say “nah…” and go back to some earlier point.  I ask a lot of “what if?” questions and come up with a few different answers.  I keep some, I discard others, but I go with my gut and ignore my critic.

 

Agatha Christie visits the Acropolis 1958, Flickr Commons

Agatha Christie visits the Acropolis 1958, Flickr Commons

6.  Try writing prompts

 

If you are completely blank, try a few writing prompts before you begin each writing session.  Here are some good ones:

 

writing prompts on tumblr

 

Writing prompts from Writer’s Digest

 

creativewritingprompts.com

 

Writing prompts by Lasesana (me)

 

5.  Take note!

 

Ideas can come to you anywhere.  It is important to keep a small notebook with you at all times or a digital note file on your phone.  My best ideas come to me in the shower.  For a long time, I would keep a notebook on the sink and hop out to jot down my idea.  Predictably, I didn’t write down a lot of my ideas- especially in the winter.  A few years ago, however, I started writing a few key words on the glass shower door with the soap.  I can then transcribe my notes at my leisure, without having to freeze or interrupt one of my favorite activities.  Also, whoever goes in the shower next has the chore of washing the soap off the door- my shower door is always spotless!

 

Gertrude Stein 1914, Flickr Commons

Gertrude Stein 1914, Flickr Commons

4.  Hone your craft

 

My number one antidote for writer’s block is reading and learning about the writing process.  Also, writing these posts on writing has been extremely helpful.  When I read about others who are experiencing the same problems with their writing and how they have overcome them, I am immediately filled with the urge to work on my writing.  When I learn about a new outlining, character development, or plot technique, I can’t wait to apply it to whatever I’m working on.  Writing blog posts about writing has helped me more than anything.  I have been working on something for over two years.  However, I have made more progress in the last few months than I have since I began.  Mostly, it has been due to what I have been learning while writing these posts.  Here are some great sites on writing:

 

101 Best Websites for Writers (Writer’s Digest PDF)

 

KM Weiland’s HUGE list of articles on writing 

 

LitReactor Online classes, workshops, articles, etc.

 

3.  Get out and exercise

 

A brisk walk around the block, a 20-minute jog, or a class at the gym can do wonders for your writing.  Getting out of the house and a little oxygen to your brain can get the creative juices flowing.  If it doesn’t work, at least you got some exercise.

 

Victor Hugo c 1870, Flickr Commons

Victor Hugo c 1870, Flickr Commons

2.  Change your workspace

 

Sometimes a little change of scenery can do wonders for a writer experiencing difficulty.  Move your desk around, get a plant, take your laptop to the park, or change your chair.  Sometimes a little change or a big alteration can have a significant impact on your mood and your writing.

 

1.  Believe you will overcome it.

 

Don’t panic.  Everyone’s been there and almost everyone gets through it.  Nobody said writing was easy, but it’s not impossible.  Hone your craft and believe that if you work hard enough, you will be the writer you want to be.  Don’t freak out or think of it as the end of the world.  Go see a movie, re-read a passage from your favorite novel, catch an exhibit at your local museum.  Fill and replenish the well of creativity so that you can draw from it later.

 

 

 

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Costa Rica: Pura Vida!

by John Stringos

by John Stringos

From my column at Communities @ Washington Times

WASHINGTON DC, January 24, 2013- Growing up in a Latin culture, I associate Costa Ricans, “ticos,” with their ubiquitous saying: pura vida, a phrase that they seem to insert into every conversation.  For years I thought it was something in the water that made these people so singularly kind and laid-back; after a week in their beautiful country, however, I realize that pura vida is not just an expression, but a way of looking at life, a people, and a country.

What is pura vida?

The origins of the phrase are apparently not that Costa Rican.  The phrase was first used as the title of a 1955 Mexican movie about a down-on-his-luck young man who was expelled from his village.  Literally “pure life,” the phrase slowly caught on in Costa Rica as a reflection of the peaceful, life-loving attitude of its people.  By 1990, pura vida began to appear in Spanish dictionaries as a Costa Rican idiom used “to say hello, goodbye, thank you, and to qualify or show admiration towards a situation, object or person.”

Even though I was there for only seven days, as a tourist, and as part of a pretty rowdy wedding party, this is what pura vida meant to me: unbelievable nature, amazing food, and the nicest people on earth.

Nature in 3D

caiman by Courtney McCubbin

caiman by Courtney McCubbin

This focus, by both government and citizens, on ecotourism and conservation makes nature the standout feature of anybody’s trip.  As I mentioned before, being part of a pretty large and raucous wedding party, we were not in Costa Rica primarily to nature-watch.  However, nature is kind of hard to miss in Costa Rica.

We saw three different species of monkey from our hotel room, prompting our friends to start greeting each other by yelling “so many monkeys!”  Troops of spider monkeys would appear every morning, and capuchins and howlers would pop up on the trees once or twice every day.  We also saw several sloths, iguanas, caiman, and all kinds of birds- and we weren’t even trying.  In Costa Rica nature comes looking for you, whether you want it or not!

The beaches deserve a whole article to describe their beauty and variety.  Scores of hermit crabs scuttle the dark sand, and the waters are teeming with all kinds of marine life.

The food

I couldn’t write about a place without talking about the food.  Costa Rican food is fantastic, if not too urbane or varied.  Gallo pinto for breakfast, Casado for lunch, and fresh ceviche and fried whole fish for dinner: heaven!  Gallo pinto is a mixture of rice and red beans, usually served with eggs and sour cream.  Casado is a platter of rice, beans, plantain, salad and either grilled fish, beef or chicken.  Mahi-mahi ceviche is on almost every menu and red snapper is usually served filleted or fried whole, sometimes with a garlic butter sauce.  What Costa Rican food lacked in sophistication, it made up for in freshness and taste.

El Tipico lunch by Courtney McCubbin

El Tipico lunch by Courtney McCubbin

Here I must pause to make a mention of “salsa Lizano.”  It seems like the ticos try to keep this delicious secret sauce from the tourists; we discovered it by accident on a boat trip.  In the restaurants that cater to tourists Lizano is not usually set on the table.  However, no matter where you eat, there is Lizano sauce in every Costa Rican kitchen-you just have to ask for it.  It’s a kind of A-1 sauce with lots of cumin and goes amazing with fish and chicken and rice and eggs and beef…  I brought home two bottles- and I’m not sharing.

The people

By far, my favorite thing about Costa Rica and what will probably be the reason that I return was its people.  From the staff at our hotel (Shana in Manuel Antonio), to the taxi drivers, wait staff, restaurant owners, store clerks, food vendors, tour guides, and even police officers, Costa Ricans are welcoming and incredibly nice.  They are a happy people, proud of their country, and happy to share it with tourists.

Fruit Stand by Courtney McCubbin

Fruit Stand by Courtney McCubbin

The large expat community (the staff at our hotel consisted of several Costa Ricans, one can-do Colombian, a quiet Frenchman, and even a fantastic young man from India) shows Costa Ricans’ open-mindedness and inclusive character.  It also shows that people from all walks of life and corners of the world call this little slice of heaven home.  Of course not all Costa Ricans are nice; there was one crazy beach shop owner and a grumpy taxi driver, but in general, Costa Ricans are polite, helpful and extremely friendly.

So, would I go back?  In a minute.  It was a little more expensive than I expected and the nice spots seem to all be a long car-ride away from an airport, but all in all, I loved Costa Rica and would recommend it to anybody who loves nature, great food, and wonderful people.

Read more: http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/world-our-backyard/2013/jan/24/costa-rica-pura-vida/#ixzz2J0nXAjXC

Upcoming: Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica: where to stay, what to eat, what to do

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Divergent, Veronica Roth

*****

Divergent

Divergent hc c(2)Author: Veronica Roth

First Edition: 2011

Original language: English

Awards:

Summary:

In the dystopian world of future Chicago, the population is divided into five factions, each representing a human virtue: Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent).   When members turn 16, they chose the faction they will join for the rest of their lives.  Most young people chose the faction in which they were raised, therefore not severing ties with their family and friends.  However, a few transfer into a different faction.

Beatrice Pryor has grown up as a member of Abnegation, and her father is one of their leaders.  However, after receiving confusing results in her aptitude test, Beatrice faces a choice that will change the rest of her life.

Quotes:

“My father says that those who want power and get it live in terror of losing it.  That’s why we have to give power to those who do not want it.”

“Looking away is submissive.  Looking him in the eye is a challenge.  It’s my choice.”

“We believe that preparation eradicates cowardice, which we will define as the failure to act in the midst of fear.”

“Mom used to say that politeness is deception in pretty packaging.”

“Those who seek peace above all else, they say, will always deceive to keep the water calm.”

Opinion:

I really liked this book and read it in a few sittings.  I can’t resist comparing it to The Hunger Games, because it is impossible to deny that they are very similar books about a girl who finds her strength and courage to lead a revolution against an evil repressive society.  HOWEVER, if you liked Hunger Games you will like this book.  Tris is a great character and I liked how the novel focuses on the theme of fear and courage.  I think this is what makes this book a worthwhile read.  I could relate to Tris and admired the way she ultimately found her courage.

I didn’t love the teen romance bit, but different stokes, maybe I’m just jaded.  I don’t know why it bothered me, but it did not bother me enough to stop reading or to not give it a 5-star rating.  I’ll probably end up reading the series.

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Super Sweet Blogging Award!

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I arrived from my trip to Costa Rica to receive the Super Sweet Blogging Award from Kim at Tranquil Dreams!  Tranquil Dreams is one of my favorite blogs, with great baking recipes, fantastic photography, and her new venture: A Bite of China Cooking Project.  I can’t wait to see what Kim “cooks up” next!  Thanks again, you are very sweet!

Here are the rules:

  • Thank the blogger that nominated you
  • Answer the “super sweet” questions!
  • Nominate a “baker’s dozen” and notify these awesome nominees!

The Super Sweet questions:

1. Cookies or cake?

English: Choc Rose Cake

English: Choc Rose Cake (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Cake!  I LOVE cake, any cake.  My favorites are German apple cake and chocolate cake with chocolate frosting.

2. Chocolate or vanilla?

Cupcakes de plátano, nueces y triple chocolate

Cupcakes de plátano, nueces y triple chocolate (Photo credit: chocolatisimo)

Both.

3. What is your favorite sweet treat, cheesecake or frozen yogurt?

Cheesecake

Cheesecake (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Both

4. When do you crave sweet things the most?

Late at night

5. If you had a sweet nickname, what would it be?

hmmm…I don’t think sweet is the first thing that comes to mind when you describe me…My friend Chris Labas calls me Lauri, and that’s as sweet as it gets :)

Here are my nominees, I literally picked a “baker’s” dozen:

  1. AnnaShortcakes
  2. koukla cooks
  3. LAUREN ABERY
  4. Free Eats
  5. BonneTable
  6. Les Délices de Letiss
  7. Recipes from Numeralla
  8. Ringing The Dinner Bell
  9. DieneCakes
  10. 365 Days For Foodies
  11. I Sing In The Kitchen
  12. Biharirasoi
  13. The Cooking Frog’s Blog

Thanks again Kim, as usual, you are SUPER SWEET!

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Military working dogs today have long history of heroism

 

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From my column at the Washington Times Communities

WASHINGTON, January 10, 2013 - Working dogs form an important part of today’s military.

Dogs have been used in warfare by ancient Egyptians, Persians, Greeks, Slavs, and Britons.  During the Roman Empire dogs were arranged in columns and wore armor and spiked collars.  Dogs were also used by Attila the Hun and Frederick the Great.  Napoleon chained dogs to the walls of Alexandria to warn of enemy attacks.  Dalmatians were used on the borders of Dalmatia to warn of Turkish attacks from Croatia.

By the early 1900s, France, Belgium, Russia, and especially Germany used military dogs for scout duty, to warn of enemy attacks, find the injured, and to carry supplies and messages during combat.  Even though dogs were used in the Spanish-American War and Civil war, the US officially began training dogs for the US army in 1942.   During WWII, 15 war dog platoons served overseas as part of the army’s K-9 Corps.  Dogs have served in Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Afghanistan, and Iraq with bravery and distinction.  Today, military working dogs are trained at Joint Base San Antonio- Lackland for all branches of the military.

Dogs & Soldiers

Like members of the military, working dogs go through battle training and face combat, explosions, and gunfire.  Often dogs are sent into dangerous situations to protect the lives of their handlers and other soldiers.  Military working dogs are invaluable in detecting explosives and chasing down an enemy on foot.  According to some estimates a military dog saves around 150 soldier lives throughout its service.

English: Fleet Activities Sasebo, Japan (Feb. ...

English: Fleet Activities Sasebo, Japan (Feb. 12, 2003) — Master-at-Arms 2nd Class Donald Reinhart, assigned to Fleet Activities Sasebo Security Department, fires off blank rounds of ammunition during a training exercise with his military working dog, Goof, by his side. The exercise is a means to acclimate the working dog to gunfire. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate Airman Ian W. Anderson. (RELEASED) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

There is also much to be said about the bond that forms between war dogs and soldiers.  They spend 24 hours a day together; they train, eat, sleep, and fight together.  Many handlers consider working dogs their buddies and fellow soldiers.  Many soldiers credit these dogs for saving their lives on the battlefield and providing much needed companionship.

Current Status

There are currently between 2,500 and 2,600 dogs deployed with American troops overseas.  About 400 military dogs are retired from service yearly; 430 military dogs were adopted in 2011.  There is usually a waiting list of about 300 to 400 potential adoptive owners.

There are several misconceptions about the fate and treatment of retired military working dogs.  Perhaps this is because historically, the military’s treatment of these animals in the past has not been exactly stellar.  Nearly 5,000 dogs were sent to Vietnam, and only around 200 returned to the US.  The rest were given to the South Vietnamese army, abandoned, or euthanized.

Tech. Sgt. Joseph Null, the Military Working Dog adoptions coordinator at Lackland explains that even though this was not a proud moment for many involved, the sacrifices made by these dogs paved the way for the much improved humane treatment and respect that these animals get today.  It was because of the dogs that were left behind and the impact that leaving them behind had on their handlers, who later became lobbyists and advocates, that Robby’s Law (10 U.S.C. 2583) was passed.

Signed in 2000 by President Clinton, Robby’s Law allowed for the adoption of military working dogs (and horses owned by the DoD) by their handlers, law enforcement agencies, and civilians capable of caring for them.  Additionally, under this law, the Secretary of Defense must submit an annual report to Congress accounting for all of the dogs adopted under the program, those awaiting adoption, and those euthanized.  For dogs that are euthanized, the report must specify the reason for euthanasia instead of adoption.  All 11 reports can be found here.

Contrary to popular belief, the military no longer euthanizes an animal simply because it cannot find a home for it.  The only reasons for euthanasia, according to Tech. Sgt. Null, and appearing on the reports, are (1) to prevent suffering and (2) because the dog is too dangerous/aggressive.  While it is true that many adoptable dogs were euthanized prior to 2000, thanks to Robby’s law, this is no longer a practice.  Today, a dog that is suitable for adoption is not euthanized by the military under any circumstances.

Neither are dogs left in combat zones, as many believe.  Like their human handlers, some military dogs are deployed to combat zones, and like their handlers, they are always brought back to their duty stations.  However, once the dog is at the duty station, transportation from the station to the adoptive home is not paid for by the military.

A lot has been made of this fact.  Many advocates claim that dogs are not being brought back from overseas because even though many in the US would like to adopt them, they simply cannot afford the transport cost, which can run up to $2,000.

Colleen McGee, Public Affairs Chief at Lackland, and Tech. Sgt. Null both agree that this is simply not the case.  While it is true that the military does not pay for the transport once the animal has been adopted, 95% of dogs are adopted by their handlers.  If a handler is on active duty and relocating from an overseas base, they are allowed one pet as part of their moving costs, so transportation is generally not an issue.  When transportation of the animal does become an issue, which happens extremely rarely (four times in the last 2 ½ years), adoptions coordinators at Lackland have been able to take advantage of their network of supporters to find an adoptive owner willing to pay for transportation costs.

So while maybe the military should pay for the transportation costs, no dogs are being euthanized or abandoned because adoptive owners cannot pay for their transportation back to the US, as many recent reports, including my own, stated.

Another misconception is that adopting a military working dog is a deliberately long and complicated process.  This is also untrue.  A process that once took seven to eight months currently takes about nine days, according to Tech. Sgt. Null.  The only reason potential adoptive owners may face a delay is because there is a long waiting list of people who want to adopt a military dog.

While Robby’s law went very far in making sure that military working animals are treated humanely and with respect, even after they retire, many advocates say that the law does not go far enough and are currently lobbying for an amendment that would reclassify dogs as manpower, provide for the animals’ transport to the US, and allow military veterinarians to treat the retired animals after they have been adopted.

Republican Congressman Walter Jones has currently submitted to the Congressional Budget Office a bill that would reclassify military working dogs as “K-9 members of the armed forces” and make them eligible for official medals.  The cost-analysis response from the Budget Office is expected in mid- February of next year.

Even though several organizations are involved in helping these animals both while they serve and after they retire, only Lackland handles military working dog adoptions.  Operation Military K-9 sends care packages to military working dogs and their handlers.  People who want to donate may send money or put together their own care package from a list of needed items.  Other organizations, like US War Dogs Association help injured military dogs and their handlers heal and grow together once they have returned home.  Yet others like Military Working Dog Adoptions and Save A Vet lobby and raise awareness of issues related to military working dogs.

 

Read more: http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/world-our-backyard/2013/jan/11/military-working-dogs-today/#ixzz2Ikt6TD9j

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The Last Chinese Chef, Nicole Mones

***½

The Last Chinese Chef

last chineseAuthor: Nicole Mones

First Edition: 2007

Original language: English

Summary:

It has been a year since Maggie’s husband passed away, but she has been unable to rebuild her life after his sudden death.  She has sold their house and moved into a small house boat, and her work as an American food writer is the only thing that keeps her going.  Predictably, she is devastated when a paternity claim arises against her husband’s estate from a young woman in China, where her husband used to travel for work.  Serendipitously, an assignment on a Chinese-American Chef comes up at her magazine and Maggie decides to take it on as she will already be traveling to Beijing to settle the paternity suit.

In Beijing, Maggie is thrown into Chinese culture and especially its food.  Led by Sam, the shy chef, Maggie explores the amazing world of food through Chinese eyes, as well as discovers herself and learns about her relationship with her husband.

Quotes:

“We strive to fool the diner for a moment.  It adds a layer of intellectual play to the meal.”

“The gourmet was as important as the chef.”

Xian means the sweet, natural flavor- like butter, fresh fish, luscious clear chicken broth.  Then we have xiang, the fragrant flavor – think frying onions, roasted meat.  Nong is the concentrated flavor, the deep, complex taste you get from meat stews or dark sauces or fermented things.  Then there is the rich flavor, the flavor of fat.  This is called yur er bu ni, which means to taste of fat without being oily.  We love this one.  Fat is very important to us.  Fat is not something undesirable to be removed and thrown away, not in China…”

“That’s just flavor.  We have texture.  There are ideas of texture, too- three main ones.  Cui is dry and crispy, nun is when you take something fibrous like shark’s fin and make it smooth and yielding, and ruan is perfect softness – velveted chicken, a soft-boiled egg.”

“It was more honest to take home an animal and slaughter it than to buy its meat in a square, shrink-wrapped package, more honest to keep a fish alive and swimming until the moment you wished to devour it.”

“They were Sam’s generation, and he thought of them as one thinks of far-off cousins, rarely seen but always spoken of with fondness.”

“The high point of a meal was never the food itself, he taught us, but always the act of sharing it.”

Opinion:

This book made me want to visit China just so I could EAT.  I love the descriptions of the foods, dishes, meals, and preparation.  I was transported to the kitchens and dining rooms that Maggie visits on her trip.  I now have a list of about ten dishes that I want to try.  I have always been curious about Chinese food culture, and I think this was a good introduction to some of its principles.  I really liked the descriptions of flavors and textures (quoted above).  I also loved the description of China mainly through its food and food-related customs.  That’s exactly how I would describe all of my trips!

I loved the part about the bamboo flowering.  Apparently, bamboo rarely flowers, sometimes not in 100 years.  However, once one bamboo blooms, all the others begin to bloom as well.  That would be a sight to see!

As far as the plot, I thought it was pretty entertaining, however, the food was the real star of this novel.  I did love the uncles and father, as well as the cousins.  Mones’ description of the Chinese family and their connection to food was great to read about.  Great book for foodies!

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Choke, Chuck Palahniuk

*****

Choke 

Cover of "Choke"

Cover of Choke

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

First Edition: 2001

Original language: English

Website: http://www.randomhouse.com/features/palahniuk/

Author Website: http://chuckpalahniuk.net

Twitter: @chuckpalahniuk

Summary:

Sex addict Victor Mancini works in Colonial Dunsboro by day.  In the afternoon he cruises sex addiction meetings for dates.  By night he pretends to choke at restaurants so that a stranger can save him and be a hero.  These “heroes” then send him cards and money, which Victor uses to pay for his insane mother’s hospital bills.  On Saturday he visits his mother.  So goes another sordid tale from Palahnik…

Quotes:

“It seemed that moment would last forever.  That you had to risk your life to get love.  You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.”

“Art never comes from happiness.”

“Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn’t know that hope was just another phase you’ll grow out of.”

“Part of meeting these jail girls is it’s so sweet to look at your watch and know she’ll be behind bars in half an hour.”

“Beauty Industry Terrorism”

“humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”

“Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.”

“Just to stir the turd…”

“Tantric Architecture”

“Because sponges never have a bad day.”

Opinion:

Ok, even though I loved this book, I felt like I needed latex gloves to handle it sometimes.  It was that gross.  Who thinks of these things?!

But what I really love about Palahniuk is that this is gore, but it is also superb writing.  I love how everything kind of “fits.”  His books are always tight little boxes where every word and image (ok, almost every word and gory image) has a purpose that the reader finally understands in the end.  Everything leads to something, builds something, ties back to something that came before.  I love Palahniuk’s use of leitmotifs- he is really the master! And the leitmotifs actually mean something and are not just used as a superficial literary device, even though it may not seem like it at first blush.  What the reader first perceives as something superfluous always ends up developing thematic importance by the end.

Of course, the characters were bizarre and fantastic.  Ida and Denny the rock junkie were a trip.  I didn’t like Paige Marshall until the end when she says something extremely funny.  Don’t worry, I won’t spoil it…

Another thing that many people don’t notice is that this book is in second person.  It’s subtle, but especially in the beginning, there is a distinct “you” that the narrator is speaking to.

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